>This conversation was repeated to me by a first grade teacher. A little background: The southeast NM state fair was in town and was the site for one of the first field trips of the year. The livestock show is one of the bigger draws, and the first graders were touring the building.
Kid: Pee-YEW! These cows smell SO bad.
Ms Bliss: Well, they sure smell good when they’re outside grilling… (sly smile)
Kid: (making a “duh” face) Ms. Bliss, Cows can’t cook!
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>yep that s what a First grader would say!!! 🙂