My laziness has paid off. I’ve decided to keep Mr. Bones around for future holidays. Saves me time in not having to totally change my board for each holiday, with the added satisfaction of confusing most of my kids… and coworkers.
Kid: hey! You left your halloween skeleton up!
Kid: … he’s wearing a hat! [tilts head to the side like a confounded puppy]
Me: uh, YEAH! He’s a Pilgrim. Pilgrims wear hats. Everybody knows that pilgrims wear hats! What are they teaching you in class?!
Why is this funny? IS this funny? I may not know the answer to these questions, but I do know this:
Santa Bones is coming to town!