We have an 80 year old man in one of our kindergarten classes. If it’s hard to read, this totally healthy kid is claiming: eye pain, stomach ache, headache, and heartburn. Oy!
On a side note, kinder nurse notes are infinitely more fun- the kids can’t read, so the teacher can write what’s really going on. It’s so funny to watch a kiddo strut into my office, say they got hit by another student and “the teacher said to call my mom”, and then hand me a note saying that they, in fact, were the instigator. Busted.